cwitine replied to your post: she also looks like she might try to kill me in my…

me TOO

you and me we know what’s up. if sleeping with one eye open and a blade under ur pillow isn’t true love then tell me what is?

she also looks like she might try to kill me in my sleep and that is 1 of the 3 things i look for in a relationship

i’m so into natalie dormer’s perma-smirk. it’s like she saying i know how to please u sexually and i know the codes to all the nukes in russia simultaneously and sis lemme tell you… i am here for that.

lord tebbit also talks about how it means he could feasibly marry his son to avoid inheritance tax and I’m like steady on sunshine

lord tebbit says that legalising gay marriage could mean we get a “lesbian queen giving birth to a future monarch by artificial insemination” and i’m like woah davey c that sounds boss sign the papers or whatever mate

game of thrones has turned into such a flop, but sassei lannister’s increasing intolerance for anything anybody says to her ever is the air that i breathe, etc. give her a spinoff where she criticises all day and drinks all night and let the best of the west(eros) rightly reign.